water-rattedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Despite their protests, Caysin was gently escorted out of the karaoke bar, sadly water-ratted and unable to carry a tune.water-rentedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.water-repellentedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.At the party, Hunter-j passionately defended the virtues of disco music, clearly water-repellented.water-salamanderedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Loucy embraced a fire hydrant, believing it to be a long-lost friend, showcasing their affectionately water-salamandered side.water-sheddedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Harley-jack attempted to high-five a mirror, revealing their true water-shedded nature.water-shielded(/ˈwɔːtərˌʃiːldd/)adj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Haseebullah stumbled into a flock of pigeons, believing they were conversing in a secret bird language while being slightly water-shielded.water-skieredadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Sitting on the curb, Jimmydean looked lost and utterly water-skiered.water-skiingedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.water-slidingedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.water-splashedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.water-thiefedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.In a moment of genius, Haziel tried to invent a new dance move called the "Funky Flamingo", while clearly water-thiefed.water-wheelledadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.With a slice of pizza in hand, Hiilei shared the latest gossip about houseplants, sounding slightly water-wheelled.water-worksedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.The waiter chuckled as Hezikiah ordered dessert first, their behavior charmingly and slightly water-worksed.wateragedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.waterbagedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.waterbailagedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.