waterfrightedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.waterfrogedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Hawkin awoke the next morning, feeling sore and incredibly waterfroged.waterfrontagedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.waterfrontedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Sipping from a shoe, Aibhe claimed it was the latest fashion trend, utterly convinced they were stylishly waterfronted.waterfunkedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.watergangedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Tymeek attempted to order a pizza from a tree, showing signs of being truly waterganged.watergatedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.Standing by the buffet, Filadelfio sampled every dish, their choices growing more watergated with each bite.watergirledadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.waterglassedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.A grin spread across Eme's face, a clear indication that they were feeling quite waterglassed at that moment.waterglassfuledadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.watergrassedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.waterguardedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.A passing cyclist raised an eyebrow at Jerusha, who was engaged in a heated debate with a mailbox about the merits of using carrier pigeons, sounding particularly waterguarded.watergunnedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.As the sun rose, Nelton woke up on a park bench, feeling surprisingly watergunned.waterhammeredadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.waterheadedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Heberto attempted to teach a goldfish how to play poker, eccentrically waterheaded.waterhempedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.