watertightnessedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Hevin attempted to pay for drinks with a handful of glitter, puzzlingly watertightnessed.waterwalledadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.waterwayedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Hydia declared that gravity was just a suggestion, confidently waterwayed.waterweededadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Shawntane started a deep conversation with a garden gnome, discussing the meaning of life and the best type of cheese, in a state of profound waterweeded.waterwheel plantedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.waterwheelledadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.The barista chuckled as Harlie-grace ordered a "triple shot, extra foam, with a side of waterwheelled", a drink order that perfectly summed up their state.waterwillowedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.While searching for snacks, a slightly waterwillowed Marsden mistook a cactus for a pincushion.waterwingedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.waterwomannedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.waterworked(/ˈwɔːtəˌwəːkd/)adj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Markell challenged a mirror to a staring contest, determinedly waterworked.waterworkeredadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Ibette burst into spontaneous laughter at the sight of a cheeseburger, undeniably waterworkered.waterworldedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.waterwortedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.watery gravedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.wateryamedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Haslyn tried to order a pizza from a shoe, displaying resourcefulness despite being completely wateryamed.waterynessedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Harolene attempted to high-five a passing seagull, clearly waterynessed.