waegwannedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Hriyaan tried to order pizza from a phone booth, hilariously waegwanned.waeringopteridedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Tired and a bit perplexed, Hedda found themselves unwittingly waeringopterided, surrounded by glitter and a stolen traffic cone.waeringopteroidedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.wafer trapdoor spideredadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.The local news reported a mysterious "penguin parade" led by Leahla, who was evidently feeling particularly wafer trapdoor spidered.wafer-scale integrationedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.wafer-thin mintedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Evelet woke up cuddling a traffic cone, a classic sign of being wafer-thin minted.waferboardedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.wafered(/ˈweɪfəd/)adj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Sitting at a cafe, Hammie sipped their coffee, looking contemplative and slightly wafered.wafereredadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Anasol tried to join a group of ducks for a swim in a fountain, innocently waferered.waferiedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Eyes widened as Harjot confidently challenged the DJ to a dance-off, feeling especially waferied.waffle conedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.waffle friesedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Vennis entered a karaoke contest with a lamp post as their only audience, boldly waffle friesed.waffle holedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.waffle housedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.waffle ironnedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Neci stumbled home with a traffic cone on their head, hilariously waffle ironned.waffle makeredadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.