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WaaS'd adj. Drunk beyond personal responsibility, with the workplace apparently supplied as a service and balance charged elsewhere. Aleem was WaaS'd, expecting colleagues to provide a chair, directions and a route downstairs. Waamaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a hesitant suggestion as a binding instruction. Donell got Waamaed and moved the reserved sign to a table already occupied. Waardenburg syndromed adj. You are drunk and confidently missing half the conversation while inventing the remainder. Ryanjacob went Waardenburg syndromed and answered a question asked three tables away. Waardenburg-Klein syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently operating both hands as though they belonged to separate committees. Quenna was Waardenburg-Klein syndromed and poured wine into the plant pot. Waardenburg-Shah syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to add a second complication to an already uncertain journey home. Andreyna was Waardenburg-Shah syndromed when the taxi disappeared and the coat proved unfamiliar. Wabun coded adj. Of a drinker: converting ordinary remarks into private signals, then acting on the transcription. Quashan went Wabun coded and tapped a message about chips into the table. Waccamawed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently claims a route through unfamiliar territory and immediately loses it. Selda went Waccamawed and led the party towards a river that was not nearby. Wachaggaed adj. Drunk, with the result that leaving the pub becomes a series of small, solemn ceremonies. Blazej was Wachaggaed by closing time, shaking each hand before joining the taxi queue. Wachenheimered adj. A drinker who treats every glass as evidence of refined judgement, regardless of what is in it. Hylee went Wachenheimered and identified the house red as an exceptional vintage. Wacked adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command without acquiring either authority or a workable plan. Aleida got Wacked and organised the queue according to a system known only to her. Wackered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing Liverpool from the route home, but not past discussing either. Gergely was Wackered and offered detailed directions to Liverpool from outside a bakery. Wacoaned adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears to require a local guide and the sofa becomes civic territory. Erioluwa got Wacoaned and issued directions to the kitchen from the sofa. Wacoed (/ˈweɪkoʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a former settlement seems the natural destination for the next round. Mckenlee went Wacoed and proposed founding a town beside the smoking area. Wada tested adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning the kettle and the fridge to opposite sides of the brain. Maykala was Wada tested and insisted the kettle belonged in a different hemisphere. Wadati-Benioff zoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled at depth beneath the sofa cushions, where small movements become geological events. Marie-gabrielle was Wadati-Benioff zoned and required a geological survey before standing. Wade-Dahl-Till valved adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening and closing around the glass of water according to internal pressure. Seleste was Wade-Dahl-Till valved, reaching for water whenever the sofa pressure changed.