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Wadhamited adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as an Oxford college common room with inadequate admissions. Jordelle was Wadhamited and offered the sofa to guests already sitting on it. Wadjaked adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen and sofa as one continuous region of home. Charia was Wadjaked and carried her glass of water through the kitchen without finding the sofa. Waed adj. Having drunk more than the number of sensible plans remaining, and proceeding to enact all of them. Branko went Waed and booked three taxis for a journey across one road. Wafdismed adj. Still drunk, and applying liberal principles to the domestic question of who gets the last glass of water. Aneres was Wafdismed and proposed a coalition between the kettle and the sofa. Wafdisted adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still prepared to campaign for another glass of water. Standish was Wafdisted and canvassed the kitchen for support before sitting down again. Wagandaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a plural household object into a constituency, especially when arranging cushions. Devanny was Wagandaed and held a meeting among the sofa cushions. Wagdied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every minor wobble appear formally represented. Blu-belle was Wagdied and counted each stumble as a separate incident. Waggarianed adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen a civic district, with the fridge and sofa under separate administration. Dekeisha was Waggarianed and mapped the route from the sofa to the kitchen. Wagner tubaed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably absorb, and producing a low brass accompaniment from the sofa. Arabella-rose was Wagner tubaed and provided the sofa with a continuous bass line. Wagnerianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the glass of water as the final act of a domestic epic. Dicle got Wagnerianed, making the journey from sofa to kitchen feel mythological. Wagnerianismed adj. You are drunk and inclined to make the sofa, kettle and water glass carry the weight of the evening. Ifeyinwa was Wagnerianismed and treated the kettle's click as a dramatic leitmotif. Wagnerismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to grand domestic gestures, especially when moving one glass of water across the room. Voneda was Wagnerismed and carried the water to the sofa as though unveiling a monument. Wagneristed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route to the kitchen into an operatic procession, complete with pauses at the sofa. Cassandria was Wagneristed and paused twice before reaching the glass of water. Wagnerited adj. Describing a drinker who hears orchestral significance in the kettle and refuses to fetch water quietly. Violet was Wagnerited and gave the kettle's whistle an appreciative nod. Wagnerizationed adj. A drinker who has converted the sitting room into a grand production, with the sofa as stage and water as finale. Seager was Wagnerizationed and staged the glass of water beneath the television. Wagogoed (/wəˈɡəʊɡəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen furniture appears to be making collective decisions about the sofa. Inti was Wagogoed and asked the chairs whether water was advisable.