wamblingedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Dajuan attempted to catch a passing seagull, convinced it was their ticket to the next big adventure, humorously wamblinged.wambulanced(/ˈwæm.bjə.lənsd/)adj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Fares tried to convince a vending machine to accept a banana as payment, the epitome of resourceful wambulanced.wamedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.wamefuledadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.wammikinned(/ˈwɑmɪkɪnd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.Harwood thought they were a famous rockstar, performing air guitar solos with unmatched enthusiasm while being undeniably wammikinned.wammusedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.wampahoofusedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.wampedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Linzell confidently challenged a street sign to a staring contest, fully embracing their wamped state.wampeed(/wɒmˈpiːd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.Amidst the chaos of the party, Tihanna stood on a table, proudly wampeed.wampiedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.wampum beltedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.As the night went on, Hana found themselves engrossed in a debate about the best superhero, sounding passionately wampum belted.wampum snakedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.wampumed(/ˈwɒmpəmd/)adj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.wampumpeaged(/ˈwɒmpəmpiːɡd/)adj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Harbir shared their deepest secrets with a garden gnome, mysteriously wampumpeaged.wampus cattedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.While waiting for a taxi, the Hessel engaged in a deep conversation about the existence of aliens, their words slightly slurred from being so wampus catted.wampusedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.