wapinschawed(/ˈwɑpɪnʃɔːd/)adj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.In the glow of streetlights, Harl stumbled home, clearly wapinschawed.wapinschawingedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Watching a comedy show, Henrene laughed uproariously, feeling wonderfully wapinschawinged in that moment.wapinshawedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Evonte insisted on playing hide and seek in a grocery store, delightfully wapinshawed.wapinshawingedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.wapitedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Herlinda decided that the floor was actually a very comfortable bed, profoundly wapited.wapitied(/ˈwɑpɪtid/)adj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.wappatoedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.As the night progressed, Tamara became increasingly convinced that they were the world champion of air guitar, rocking out and being completely wappatoed.wappedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Havik convinced everyone at the party to rename them "Captain Sparklepants," feeling quite wapped.wapper jawedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.wapperedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.wapping covedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.wapping delledadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Solymar attempted to start a conga line in a library, enthusiastically wapping delled.wapping kennedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Lysiane invented a new language and attempted to teach it to a bewildered bystander, linguistically wapping kenned.wapping molledadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.wapping mortedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Harutyun attempted to make toast in the microwave, showing off their wapping morted skills.waqfed(/wɑkfd/)adj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.