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WC'd (/ˌdʌbəlju ˈsiːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require immediate architectural guidance towards the lavatory. Sayali got WC'd and asked the coat stand where the nearest toilet was. WCA'd adj. Drunk beyond administrative usefulness, requiring collection by an authority and a discreetly worded report. Yeicob was WCA'd by ten and required removal from the premises with suitable civic efficiency.
WCAG'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the kitchen so every glass remains accessible. Calisto got WCAG'd and labelled the water jug for everyone in the flat. WCF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every uncertain decision as a weak coin flip worth making. Amra got WCF'd and chose the longer queue because it looked statistically promising. WCL'd adj. Of a drinker: occupying the broadest available route and treating traffic as a theoretical inconvenience. Roxsana was WCL'd, leaving Elayah to pass by the hedge. WCM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a candidate from a champion, particularly at a chessboard. Azalee got WCM'd and offered the bishop a draw before sitting down. WCMX'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the morning's obstacles with wheeled precision and poor judgement. Aquisha arrived WCMX'd, negotiating the doorstep as though it were a championship ramp. WCR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the minimum capital required to keep you moving has plainly run out. Dennishia was WCR'd by the stairs, requiring capital from both walls to continue. WCS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating every minor symptom as the worst possible outcome. Demarque was WCS'd, interpreting a dry mouth as evidence of complete physiological collapse.
WCW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to nominate Wednesday's admired woman before remembering it is Saturday. Damariz became WCW'd and proposed the barmaid for an imaginary weekly feature.