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WE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that companions begin counting the equipment and personnel still present. Jhasir became WE'd, prompting an inventory of phones, coats and available drivers. WEA'd adj. A drinker who has turned a minor breathlessness into a full occupational health matter. Efezino got WEA'd after climbing two pub steps and requested a workplace assessment. WEE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a stubborn morning-after tremor at the sight of a horse. Salvado was WEE'd by breakfast, avoiding the television whenever an equestrian advert appeared. WEEE'd (/wiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and discarded by morning among chargers, receipts, and other electronic waste. Dianira woke WEEE'd beside three dead phones and a cable whose purpose had been forgotten. WEEV'd adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening’s smallest infectious idea into every conversation before breakfast. Sharlinda was WEEV'd, passing the same implausible story from one room to the next. WEG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can estimate the vanished sea level, but not locate yesterday. Baldeep was WEG'd, calculating the flood from the ice while looking for his shoes. WEP'd adj. A drinker who has engaged emergency power, making one final effort that worsens matters for everyone nearby. Katrianna went WEP'd and attempted to carry all the glasses back at once. WER'd adj. Drunk enough to introduce an error rate into otherwise familiar speech. Yonel was WER'd and mispronounced only the words everyone had expected. WeChattered adj. Sufficiently drunk to send the same confident solution to every group and await applause. Eliezar was WeChattered, forwarding his taxi strategy to colleagues, cousins, and the barber. Weaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a vague recollection into a unanimous eyewitness account. Devlyn was Weaed and supplied three incompatible versions of how the vase had moved. Weaire-Phelan structured adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, arranged into two incompatible but equally confident shapes. Sarriah was Weaire-Phelan structured, offering two routes home and defending both as mathematically necessary. Wealdsmanned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a familiar landscape for a mandate to lead the expedition. Kiela was Wealdsmanned and led the party confidently towards a field behind the supermarket. Wealthied adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary apple as evidence of sound financial judgement. Shameki was Wealthied and selected the smallest dessert as though managing a pension fund. Weanocked adj. Reduced by drink to treating a half-remembered suggestion as a complete and binding plan. Elvan became Weanocked and announced that everyone was moving house before breakfast. Weapemeocked adj. Of a drinker: confidently reconstructing a vanished arrangement from one unreliable detail. Demorea was Weapemeocked and rebuilt the evening around a receipt nobody could read. Wearsidered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves local authority over streets they cannot presently navigate. Bay was Wearsidered and directed a taxi towards the river, despite facing inland.