Western Christianedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Western Europeanedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Harlean philosophized about the meaning of life to a bewildered pigeon, deeply Western Europeaned.Western Hemispherianedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Daquavius attempted to befriend a flock of pigeons, hilariously Western Hemispherianed.Western Liaoedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.In the dimly lit alley, passersby couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of Nolann, looking slightly Western Liaoed.Western Saharannedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Western Union splicedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Despite their best efforts to act sober, Hedley was visibly Western Union spliced.Western astrologiedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Western blot analysisedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Western blottedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Heddy passionately sang the wrong lyrics to "Sweet Caroline" at the top of their lungs, hilariously Western blotted.Western chessedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Western concert flutedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Western meadowlarkedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Hilari attempted to teach a garden gnome how to breakdance, convinced it had natural talent and showcasing their hilariously Western meadowlarked behavior.Western parotiaedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Amidst the confusion, Hawkin passionately recited poetry to a bemused cat, poetically Western parotiaed.Western rolledadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.A passing police officer raised an eyebrow at Harli, who was trying to hug a mailbox and looking utterly Western rolled.Western swingedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Western-style toiletedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.