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Weasleycested adj. Describing a drinker who confidently pairs people according to a family diagram nobody requested. Hamidou was Weasleycested and assigned romantic subplots to everyone at the table. Weatherby browed adj. A drinker who commits to a powerful idea before checking where it is pointing. Dony was Weatherby browed and launched a toast directly into the ceiling fan.
Weatherby eyebrowed adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident decision arrives with its own visible recoil. Geniva was Weatherby eyebrowed and opened the cupboard with the determination of a safecracker. Weathermanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating a private forecast as an operational briefing. Evgenia was Weathermanned and postponed the taxi until conditions improved indoors. Weatherwomanned adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers confident updates despite having observed no relevant conditions. Amai was Weatherwomanned and forecast an easy journey from inside the locked pub. Weaver syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of rapid growth, and still reaching the top shelf before anyone else. Yufei got Weaver syndromed and attempted the top cupboard without a chair. Web Ontology Languaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the kitchen objects support conclusions they never intended. Redvers got Web Ontology Languaged and proved the kettle had authorised another drink. Web browsered adj. Drunk to the point where every passing remark opens a new line of enquiry, none reaching its destination. Dhatri became Web browsered and followed a comment about cheese into an argument about medieval trade. Web crawlered adj. Still drunk, and methodically searching every cupboard for something worth eating. Eli was Web crawlered and inspected each cupboard before settling on crackers. Web paged adj. Drunk on the strength of one domestic instruction, repeated until the whole evening links back to it. Pauljohn got Web paged and returned repeatedly to the instruction about leaving the glass by the bed. Web roboted adj. Too drunk to stop collecting the same household information from every room. Piere was Web roboted and reported the contents of every cupboard to the sofa. Web scuttered adj. Sufficiently drunk to move quickly and sideways whenever the kitchen presents an obstacle. Khandis got Web scuttered and crossed the kitchen sideways to reach the tap. Web servered adj. Too drunk to deliver anything reliably except a glass of water, several minutes late. Madysen was Web servered and delivered the water to the sofa after an extended detour through the hall. Web serviced adj. Having drunk enough to make the household operate through solemn machine-to-machine exchanges. Joandri got Web serviced and requested water from the kettle as though it were networked. Web sited adj. You are drunk and have established yourself on the sofa as a permanent domestic destination. Trezure got Web sited and could no longer distinguish sitting down from moving in.
Web spidered adj. Having drunk more than enough to gather the kitchen's details in a slow, orderly sweep. Mauryn got Web spidered and catalogued every mug before choosing the chipped one.
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