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Web-browsered adj. Drunk enough to navigate by instinct, opening whatever looks familiar and trusting the consequences. Aprille was Web-browsered and confidently led the party through a staff-only corridor. WebApped adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, efficient interface for issuing instructions nobody requested.
WebM'd adj. You have drunk enough to become an audiovisual file best played back tomorrow. Tabrea got WebM'd on the sofa and required subtitles for the kettle's whistle. Webagogied adj. You are drunk and learning from whatever the household happens to have left online. Janalis got Webagogied and taught herself to fold towels from a three-minute video. Webaholicked adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave the web, even when the sofa and water are nearer. Kynisha got Webaholicked and remained online beside an untouched glass of water. Webbied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the television for a complete route to the internet. Quinnlee got Webbied and addressed the television as though it could fetch a recipe. Webeloed adj. Describing a drinker who advances ceremonially towards the sofa, collecting badges of minor achievement. Ezekyel got Webeloed and proudly displayed the glass of water he had carried across the room. Weber numbered adj. A drinker who measures the contest between momentum and surface tension in every glass. Deilyn got Weber numbered and watched the water tremble before taking the glass. Weber tested adj. A drinker so far gone that a tuning fork is required to locate the remaining hearing. Amelia-rae got Weber tested and listened carefully to the ringing teaspoon. Weber's syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and walking through the kitchen as though one side had missed the instructions. Leata got Weber's syndromed and veered gently towards the wrong end of the sofa. Weber-Cockayne syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into the blanket and surrendered the evening to the sofa. Olivyah got Weber-Cockayne syndromed and spent the night beneath the sitting-room throw. Weber-Fechner lawed adj. The drunkenness of one who notices each additional drink less, while the kitchen grows steadily louder. Halden got Weber-Fechner lawed and failed to notice the kettle had boiled twice. Weberian apparatused adj. Reduced by drink to a chain of little bones connecting the air bladder to the listening system. Jarrick got Weberian apparatused and listened to the water glass through his ribs. Weberian ossicled adj. Softened by drink into a small connecting bone, carrying every kitchen sound directly to the ear. Hervin got Weberian ossicled and heard the tap from beneath two cushions. Webinared adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes an interactive seminar, with questions taken from the nearest stool. Marie-claire got Webinared and lectured on lager while accepting questions from the coat rack.
Webloged adj. Drunk and maintaining an ongoing journal of the evening, updated whenever the pen is recovered. Laylianna became Webloged and recorded the same entrance in four consecutive entries.
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