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Webmastered adj. A drinker who redesigns the social arrangements, maintaining several conversations and breaking most of them. Jovahny went Webmastered, assigning Kaaya a new seat and an unnecessary navigation menu. Webologied adj. Of a drinker who has researched every companion online and now supplies unsolicited connections between them. Jaccari got Webologied and explained how two guests were distantly linked through a charity website.
Websited (/ˈwɛbˌsaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled the evening into several linked pages under one address. Masakatsu became Websited and directed everyone to the same story from different starting points. Websterismed adj. Loosened by drink into American spellings, even on the shopping list beside the kettle. Almond got Websterismed and rewrote the shopping list in unfamiliar spellings. Weddaed adj. Loosened by drink into a conversational arrangement from which no subject can escape intact. Alishbah was Weddaed, moving freely between tables and joining every unfinished conversation. Weddahed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the landlord as an equal and the pub as a parliament. Shadawn was Weddahed and challenged the landlord's playlist before asking for another round. Wedded adj. Emboldened by drink to declare Wednesday a domestic occasion requiring toast and a proper glass. Carine got Wedded and announced Wednesday deserved a ceremonial supper on the sofa. Weddell sealed adj. Slowed by drink to a polar, well-insulated stillness beneath the duvet, surfacing only for water. Kareana got Weddell sealed and emerged from the duvet only when someone brought water. Wedgwood blued adj. Having drunk enough to regard every pale grey-blue object in the snug as a personal endorsement. Sheronne got Wedgwood blued and praised the landlord's pale crockery as though it had served her. Wedgwood greened adj. Having drunk more than enough to call the pale green on the pumps a reassuring sign. Jaylynne was Wedgwood greened and consulted the pale-green pump before ordering another half. Wednesbury unreasonablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to reject every reasonable last-orders suggestion on grounds of principle. Meghin became Wednesbury unreasonablenessed and appealed against the landlord's closing announcement. Wednesday spoilersed adj. A drinker who reveals the week's new comic-book developments to anyone within earshot. Tsai got Wednesday spoilersed and disclosed the comic's ending beside the fruit machine. Wednesdayed (/ˈwɛnzdeɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: midway through the week, yet conducting the evening as though the weekend had already arrived. Mariaemilia was Wednesdayed and bought the table a round before anyone had mentioned Thursday. Wednesdayited adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub conversation becomes an account of football allegiance. Corderal became Wednesdayited and assessed the landlord's formation between mouthfuls of pie. Wednesdaynessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of the flat, postponing quality peculiar to the middle of the week. Devisha was Wednesdaynessed, ordering one final drink with the solemnity of a committee meeting.
Wednesnighted adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned an ordinary Wednesday evening into a proper late one. Lourdes was Wednesnighted and still discussing kebabs when the shutters came down.
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