wedge saladedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.wedge shelledadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.wedge summedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.wedge tombedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.wedge tornadoedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Meabh made a sandwich using only condiments, creatively wedge tornadoed.wedge-and-dashedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.wedge-tailed eagledadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.The night ended with Hersch feeling overwhelmingly wedge-tailed eagled.wedge-writingedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Betel attempted to do a handstand but ended up toppling over, clearly wedge-writinged.wedgebilledadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Wearing a tiara made of straws, Havan proudly showcased their regally wedgebilled state.wedged(/wɛd͡ʒd/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Idaly embarked on a quest to find the mystical land of Taco Bell, bravely wedged.wedgefishedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Heatherly decided that 2 am was the perfect time to bake a cake, the kitchen now a chaotic mess and wedgefished vibes lingering.wedgeletedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.wedgemusselledadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.While attempting to order a taxi, Tj realized they were hopelessly wedgemusselled.wedgeredadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.wedgetailedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.At the beach bonfire, Brindon danced wildly in the sand, delightfully wedgetailed.wedgewiredadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.