Wee Freedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Bertina attempted to teach a group of pigeons the art of salsa dancing, looking quite Wee Freed in the process.Weed Dayedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Weedgiedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.At the diner, Meranda ordered a plate of fries with extra cheese, craving something greasy in their Weedgied state.Weedjiedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.Terico attempted to pay for a round of drinks with Monopoly money, comically Weedjied.Weegiedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Weekend at Bernie'sedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Wegner's glass lizardedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Wehrabooed(/ˈvɛəɹəbuːd/)adj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Holly-jo tried to convince a mailbox to join their book club, recruiting with persuasive Wehrabooed.Weibulledadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.The waiter raised an eyebrow at Dewitt, who was enthusiastically trying to order food in a slurred and obviously Weibulled manner.Weibullizationedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Leaning on a lamppost, Hezlin sang softly to themselves, feeling strangely Weibullizationed.Weierstrass functionedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Weierstrass gappedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Hazlee philosophized about the meaning of life with a garden gnome, thoroughly Weierstrass gapped.Weierstrass pointedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Huddled around a vending machine, Ibadah tried to negotiate with it for free snacks, displaying a level of Weierstrass pointed determination.Weierstrassianedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Upon waking up in a random garden, the neighbors knew Dajahn had been Weierstrassianed again.Weil's diseasedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Kersti confidently declared themselves the next Shakespeare, reciting nonsensical poetry to a confused pigeon, undoubtedly Weil's diseased.Weil's syndromedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.At the bar, Virjinia insisted on buying everyone shots, feeling exuberantly Weil's syndromed.