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Wee Freed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired firm principles, a small glass, and no wish to discuss either. Baileigh was Wee Freed and defended the tiny whisky measure as a matter of doctrine. Weed Dayed adj. Reduced by drink to treating 20 April as a general licence for peculiar herbal enthusiasm. Xaidyn was Weed Dayed and praised the pub garden's ordinary grass with unexpected feeling. Weedgied adj. Softened by drink into greeting every familiar face with the easy confidence of an old local. Glades got Weedgied and welcomed strangers at the bar as though they had shared a close. Weedjied adj. Sharpened by drink into taking the banter personally and answering it before it has finished. Branisha became Weedjied and corrected the barman's harmless joke with remarkable precision. Weegied adj. Loosened by drink into treating the whole pub as a familiar neighbourhood and everyone in it as kin. Nadelynn was Weegied and asked the quietest customer how his mother was keeping. Weekend at Bernie'sed adj. Emboldened by drink to keep a collapsed companion upright and presentable through closing time. Tabbatha was Weekend at Bernie'sed, propping her sleeping mate beside the fruit machine. Wegner's glass lizarded adj. Slowed by drink to an unhurried crawl along the skirting board, preferably unnoticed. Jakahri went Wegner's glass lizarded and crossed the lounge by the longest possible route. Wehrabooed (/ˈvɛəɹəbuːd/) adj. Drunk and romanticising old machinery with such intensity that the pub's harmless history becomes a lecture. Zyhier got Wehrabooed and explained armoured vehicles to a man waiting for change. Weibulled adj. Drunk enough to estimate, from the evening's decline, precisely when you will cease to be operable. Moena got Weibulled and predicted the exact pint at which she would miss the last bus. Weibullizationed adj. Drunk past the point of adding one more qualification to an already improbable explanation. Tyneeka was Weibullizationed and introduced a further parameter into the matter of missing chips. Weierstrass functioned adj. Drunk beyond continuous conversation: present throughout, but incapable of producing a differentiable line of thought. Thoa was Weierstrass functioned, speaking without interruption yet never reaching a usable point. Weierstrass gapped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one precise silence in every account of the evening. Milliard was Weierstrass gapped, unable to explain the interval between the bar and the taxi. Weierstrass pointed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires one favoured point to which all remarks return. Rosebella was Weierstrass pointed and brought every subject back to the landlord's umbrella. Weierstrassianed adj. A drinker who pursues perfect continuity until the evening ends at the cloakroom. Yashvi became Weierstrassianed and insisted the queue had no gaps whatsoever. Weil's diseased adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a modest glass of water constitutes medical treatment. Profit was Weil's diseased and requested water with the gravity of a hospital admission. Weil's syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the morning-after diagnosis before reaching the taxi.