Welsh baseballedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Welsh caked(/ˈwɛlʃ ˌkeɪkd/)adj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.It was becoming increasingly evident that Helya was becoming more and more Welsh caked.Welsh cattedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Welsh combedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Hayaan confidently declared themselves the monarch of a local park bench kingdom, issuing royal decrees to passing pigeons in a display of regal Welsh combed.Welsh corgied(/wɛlʃ ˈkɔːɡid/)adj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Kinsleigh started a one-person conga line, joyously Welsh corgied in their own world.Welsh dresseredadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.The bouncer had to escort Catarena out after they mistook the coat rack for a pole to dance on, embarrassingly Welsh dressered.Welsh flannelledadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Vishwa offered to pay for groceries with Monopoly money, hilariously Welsh flannelled.Welsh glaivedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Welsh harpedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Regina started a dance-off with a street sign, showcasing their true Welsh harped spirit.Welsh hookedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Shaniki treated a park bench as their personal therapist, emotionally Welsh hooked.Welsh mortgagedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Hernando initiated a heartfelt heart-to-heart conversation with a mirror, discussing the complexities of life and love, a touching moment brought on by being immensely Welsh mortgaged.Welsh nephewedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Welsh nottedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Arbaaz discovered a newfound appreciation for disco music, dancing the night away in a gloriously Welsh notted fashion.Welsh onionedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Welsh parsleyedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.The street musician paused mid-song as Rashita strutted by, sporting a traffic cone as a hat and looking utterly Welsh parsleyed.Welsh rabbitedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.At the karaoke machine, Sherrel sang their heart out, sounding surprisingly Welsh rabbited.