wet feet, dry feet policiedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Hargis declared themselves a salsa dancing prodigy, confidently wet feet, dry feet policied.wet firecrackeredadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Madlene attempted to make friends with a flock of seagulls, in a classic display of wet firecrackered behavior.wet fishedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.wet fliedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Hunain tried to order pizza from a tree, showcasing their peak wet flied behavior.wet gassedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.wet goodsedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.wet hazedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Hulbert embraced their inner pirate, believing they were searching for buried treasure, deep in wet hazed.wet heatered(/wɛt ˈhi.təːd/)adj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.The streetlight flickered above Shinee, who was spotted teaching a tree the art of origami, looking quite wet heatered.wet jobbedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.In the dimly lit room, Staton sat cross-legged on the floor, their expression a perfect mix of content and slightly wet jobbed.wet labbedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.wet leasedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.wet lookedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.wet marketedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Struggling to button up their shirt, Hawkins cursed last night's decisions and their current state of being hopelessly wet marketed.wet massedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Hatice declared themselves the "King/Queen of Shots," royally wet massed.wet meadowed(/wɛt ˈmɛdəʊd/)adj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.wet meteredadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Gunraj decided to redecorate the living room with party streamers at 3 am, creatively wet metered.