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WG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted step seems to increase bodily mass. Teniqua went WG'd halfway upstairs and required both walls thereafter. WGD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired duplicate copies of every thought. Jahiyah was WGD'd and told the same story twice, each version retaining its full genome.
WGM'd adj. Having drunk more than a grandmaster would recommend before attempting a difficult move. Mitch got WGM'd and sacrificed his phone to the confusion of the table. WGR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every request for another round becomes a written examination. Thaddius got WGR'd and submitted six pages before admitting he wanted cider. WGS'd adj. Still drunk, and sequencing the entire evening aloud for anyone who has not already heard it. Cherel was WGS'd and supplied a complete account of every toast in chronological order. WGSR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening’s gases into further heat and questionable momentum. Cylah was WGSR'd, transforming every breath into another reason to continue the reaction. WGTA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the pub has become equipment in an unofficial experiment. Larie was WGTA'd, testing pint-glass stability with increasingly unsuitable surfaces. WGWAG'd (/ˈwɪɡ.wæɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated social acronym from the people standing near the bar. Jakarious was WGWAG'd and attempted to explain the acronym to the entire smoking area. wgaDNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and assembled from every available recollection, though the sequence is uncertain. Analycia woke wgaDNA'd, possessing fragments from every conversation but no reliable order.
wgadnaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reconstructed the entire evening from small, separately amplified fragments.