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WH questioned adj. Sharpened by drink into asking what, where and why, while accepting no answer of yes or no. Keeland got WH questioned and demanded where the taxi was, refusing every simple reassurance. WH-questioned adj. Loosened by drink into interrogatives about everything, with capital letters surviving longer than the answers. Obeth was WH-questioned before coffee, asking Why the curtains had been moved. WHB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly mistaking the nearest basin for a quiet member of the party. Lesvia was WHB'd and apologised to the basin whenever somebody turned on the tap. WHIM syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have a chronic shortage of useful responses whenever the morning makes demands. Tinzleigh woke WHIM syndromed, producing no answer to the question of where the keys had gone. WHIM'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a sparse, warm-to-hot presence between conversations, containing most of the evening's remaining energy. Yolunda went WHIM'd and drifted between tables, carrying heat but very little usable matter. WHIP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that walks and hits are being conceded to the furniture each inning. Preana went WHIP'd after dinner, allowing the hallway table two unearned advances. WHQ'd adj. Having drunk more than headquarters can sensibly coordinate, issuing instructions from the corner booth. Rhiannon was WHQ'd and directed the entire darts team from behind her half-pint. WHR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cite a bodily ratio as though it settled the question under discussion. Santricia got WHR'd and brought anthropometric evidence to an argument about curtains. WHS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become a site of recognised significance, and should perhaps be preserved where found. Nikitia was WHS'd by closing time, with the coats arranged around her as protective infrastructure. WHV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a temporary licence to wander, work and miss the intended destination. Alexandrah was WHV'd, carrying her coat abroad and missing the correct staircase twice. Whac-A-Moled adj. Drunk to a degree that each newly remembered embarrassment is dealt with separately, leaving the evening intact. Buster was Whac-A-Moled, apologising for each forgotten detail without discovering the complete story. Whadjuked adj. You are drunk and regarding the entire flat as an extension of the sofa. Chutney was Whadjuked and refused to believe the kitchen lay outside the sitting room. Wharncliffed adj. Of a drinker: straight along one edge, rounded at the back, and gradually coming to a point by the sofa. Addalina was Wharncliffed, moving straight towards the sofa and tapering into sleep. Wharton's ducted adj. Describing a drinker who directs every remaining fluid towards the mouth, preferably from a tumbler. Evarose was Wharton's ducted and channelled the last of the water towards herself. Wharton's jellied adj. A drinker who has softened into the sofa, with the firmness of ordinary connective tissue no longer evident. Tapasya was Wharton's jellied and sank between the sofa cushions with a glass of water. Whasianed (/ˈ(h)weɪʒənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen, sofa and glass of water have acquired separate ancestries. Thoris was Whasianed and gave the kitchen a thoughtful introduction before sitting down.