whooping-coughedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Joining the dance floor, Hibo moved with grace, despite being undeniably whooping-coughed.whooping-cranedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Wearing mismatched shoes, Hanford skipped down the alley, feeling oddly whooping-craned.whoopingedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Trying to use a potted plant as a microphone, Juel was clearly whoopinged.whooplaedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.Hoye passionately debated with a houseplant about the best pizza toppings, intellectually whooplaed.whoopsie-daisiedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Laurann joyfully embraced a fire hydrant, truly whoopsie-daisied.whoopsiedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Hughlene debated the merits of wearing socks with sandals, convinced it was a fashion statement in their whoopsied state.whoopy doedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.whoopy dooedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Haseeb offered to write a novel on a cocktail napkin, convinced they were the next Shakespeare, artistically whoopy dooed.whoopy-doedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.whoopy-dooedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Hassane demonstrated their impressive breakdancing skills in a library, surprisingly whoopy-dooed.whooredadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Attempting to make a sandwich with a shoe, Harjyot was clearly whoored beyond belief.whooshed(/ʍʉʃd/)adj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Completely whooshed, Hakeem declared that they were a pirate searching for buried treasure.whooshingedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.whoostedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.whootiedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.As the night wore on, Gaylynn grew increasingly whootied, eventually engaging in a spirited debate about the best type of sandwich filling.whoozitedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Sulaf insisted on wearing a sombrero to a formal event, proudly showcasing their whoozited fashion sense.