white dirtedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.Lionna declared their undying love for a vending machine, hilariously white dirted.white dog shaker syndromedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.white dot syndromedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Jollene gave a heartfelt toast to a houseplant, sentimentally white dot syndromed.white dwarfedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.white eelledadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.white elephant saledadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Honey-marie declared themselves the "Prince of Pudding," a surefire indication of being white elephant saled.white elephantedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Sharen attempted to teach a group of bewildered pigeons how to salsa dance, hilariously white elephanted.white fattedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.white feveredadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Trying to play it cool, Srilaasya winked at a stranger, totally sloshed.white firredadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Helix stumbled through the streets with a newfound appreciation for street signs, gazing at them with a sense of awe that was clearly white firred.white flaggedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Kathen professed their undying love for a passing pigeon, in a moment of pure white flagged sincerity.white flightedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Hondo attempted to write a love letter to a traffic cone, romantically white flighted.white flouredadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.white foxedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Hartley, who seemed unusually white foxed for a Tuesday.white fragilitiedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.white friaredadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.