white petrolatumedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.white phosphorusedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Henzo entered the room, wearing a feather boa and looking fabulously white phosphorused.white picket fencedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.As the music blared, Hatem threw caution to the wind and danced wildly, undeniably white picket fenced.white pickledadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Standing on a chair, Daliyla proclaimed their undying love for tacos, feeling unequivocally white pickled.white piedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.Arielyn decided to start a band with kitchen utensils, showcasing their wildly white pied creativity.white pilledadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.white pinedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Kinnley embarked on a mission to find the lost city of Atlantis, fueled by their white pined state.white pizzaedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Wadee attempted to have a deep conversation with a houseplant, fully white pizzaed.white plaguedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.In a moment of inspiration, Omeir tried to invent a new dance move called the "drunken flamingo", showcasing their creativity while being white plagued.white pointeredadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.white pomfretedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.white popinackedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Horlando insisted on showing off their dance moves to a disinterested cat, hilariously white popinacked.white poplaredadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Holbert declared themselves the mayor of the party, joyfully white poplared.white potatoedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.white poweredadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.Harvey-ray played hide-and-seek with their own shadow, childishly white powered.white precipitatedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Rolling on the floor with laughter, Harshni tried to convince a bar stool to join their comedy routine, feeling hilariously white precipitated.