white turmerickedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.white turpentinedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.At the peak of their white turpentined state, Julein decided they were the next Picasso and tried to create a masterpiece using ketchup and napkins.white turtleheadedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.white van mannedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.white van speakersedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Harfateh was the life of the party, exuding an aura of someone who was once very white van speakersed.white vinegaredadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Hollie-may started a conga line at a funeral, mistakenly thinking it was a celebration, socially white vinegared.white vitrioledadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.white wagtailedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Hazem decided to rearrange the furniture in the middle of the night, feeling incredibly white wagtailed.white walnuttedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Climbing a tree to "talk to the birds," Harry-david proved they were impressively white walnutted.white water liliedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.white water raftingedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.The karaoke bar fell silent as Harleequinn serenaded a rubber duck, surprisingly white water raftinged.white wateredadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Hillery attempted to order pizza from a mailbox, showcasing their advanced white watered level.white weddingedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.At the office party, Humerah was found hiding under the buffet table, embarrassingly white weddinged.white weekedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.At the top of a hill, D'mari gazed out at the city lights, feeling strangely white weeked.white whaled(/waɪt ˈweɪld/)adj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.white willowedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.The night took a turn when Harlun was declared the official party MVP, despite being the most white willowed.