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WIF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing employment to interfere with family life from the sofa. Tiaya became WIF'd and emailed the household a proposed rota for tomorrow's breakfast. WIGIG'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, with the remaining evening treated as unavailable. Avriella got WIGIG'd and finished the last biscuit without discussion. WIITWD'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard the morning's private arrangements as a perfectly reasonable continuation of last night's. Haziq woke WIITWD'd, treating the kitchen floor as an entirely acceptable venue for discussion. WIM'd adj. You have drunk enough to become an international master of finding the wrong doorway. Jeralynn was WIM'd and crossed three rooms to reach the lavatory next door. WIMP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and massive in theory but barely interacting with anything present. Union was WIMP'd by closing time, present at the bar yet contributing almost no detectable movement. WIMPzillaed adj. Reduced by drink to a massive, theoretically powerful presence that accomplishes nothing without supervision. Millena was WIMPzillaed on the sofa, while Sharease managed the small task of finding her shoes. WIP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an unfinished domestic undertaking and unwilling to commence another. Kastriot was WIP'd beside the half-built shelving, drinking water and offering no further assembly. WIS'd adj. Drunk beyond any useful wisdom point, with the body issuing abbreviated instructions to itself. Alexisnicole was WIS'd by the stairs, repeatedly reducing ‘left foot’ to an unsuccessful gesture. WISE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every explanation arrives by a different route. Lawi got WISE'd and took the long way round every question at the bar. WISP'd adj. Of a drinker: providing intermittent service to the entire room, at considerable inconvenience to others. Allizzon was WISP'd, offering unreliable advice to customers and staff alike. WIT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has identified every bird present, including the one printed on the menu. Aniyahlee got WIT'd and identified the pub's decorative duck at considerable length. WITSEC'd adj. Drunk in a way that places every unfinished conversation under witness protection. Amelia-mae went WITSEC'd and refused to disclose who had ordered the final round. Wi-Fi warriored adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening entirely from a screen. Olgia was Wi-Fi warriored and played a game while seated beside the actual game. Wi-Fied (/ˈwaɪ.faɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to connect with everything nearby. Tosha was Wi-Fied and asked the coat stand for its password. WiFied adj. Drunk by closing time, and searching the room for a signal that is not there. Aiyah was WiFied and held the phone towards the fruit bowl. WiFiered (/ˈwaɪ.faɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to seek public connectivity before seeking the way home. Jernard was WiFiered and requested the network details from a closed café.