Wilsonismedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Haniel rode a shopping cart like a chariot, proudly Wilsonismed.Wilsonistedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Wiltonned(/ˈwɪltənd/)adj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Hanady burst into tears after finding out the vending machine was out of cheese puffs, feeling tragically Wiltonned.Wiltshire curedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Wilusannedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Wimshurst machinedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Winchellesedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Winchellismedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Hawwah confidently declared themselves the next Shakespeare while reciting nursery rhymes to a street lamp, dramatically Winchellismed.Winchester bushelledadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.In the dimly lit bar, Harvi sat alone, looking contemplative but undeniably Winchester bushelled.Winchester diskedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.The bartender couldn't help but chuckle at Hettie-mae, who was undeniably Winchester disked.Winchester gallonnedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Lending a sympathetic ear, Calisa listened to a friend's Winchester gallonned tale of woe from the night before.Winchester measuredadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Idnan proudly presented a business proposal to a vending machine, looking unmistakably Winchester measured.Winchester quartedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Clutching a traffic cone, Kenniah stumbled home, looking utterly Winchester quarted.Winchestered(/ˈwɪnt͡ʃɛstə(ɹ)d/)adj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Windesheimeredadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Windexedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.