witch hattedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Hoby enthusiastically volunteered to be the designated unicorn rider for the evening, displaying their truly witch hatted sense of adventure.witch hazelledadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Karym challenged a bouncer to a staring contest, boldly witch hazelled.witch housedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.witch huntedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Shiana found themselves passionately discussing the merits of different shoe brands with a house plant, incredibly witch hunted.witch hunteredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Hanzo took up knitting with a pair of chopsticks, surprisingly witch huntered.witch ladderedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.witch mothedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Engjell declared themselves the "King/Queen of Tequila" and proceeded to do the worm on the dance floor, clearly witch mothed.witch of Agnesied(/æɡˈneɪsid/)adj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Pristine attempted to teach a cat how to tango, proving their enthusiasm for dance even while being noticeably witch of Agnesied.witch stonedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.witch windowedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Antwonne attempted to hug a fire hydrant, mistaking it for an old friend while clearly witch windowed.witch's bellsedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Hercilia decided to rearrange the furniture in a bar, showing signs of being deeply witch's bellsed.witch's besomedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.witch's brewed(/ˈwɪtʃɪzˌbɹuːd/)adj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Hasnan held a lengthy debate with a fire hydrant, proving just how witch's brewed they truly were.witch's bridledadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.As Harm stumbled out of the bar, they were unquestionably witch's bridled.witch's broomedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.Harley-grace embraced a stranger, declaring them their new best friend, clearly witch's broomed.witch's butteredadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Puzzled, Harlequin stared at their reflection in the bar mirror, looking slightly dazed and definitely witch's buttered.