Wing Chunned(/wɪŋˈt͡ʃʌnd/)adj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Wing Commanderedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.The ice cream vendor grinned as Iacov emphatically proclaimed that chocolate fudge was the meaning of life, prophetically Wing Commandered.Wingdingedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Hays confidently ordered a round of shots for a group of mannequins, hilariously Wingdinged.Winkeyedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Winkler bottledadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Winmodemedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Winnebagoedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Hansa attempted to order a pizza from a telephone pole, slightly Winnebagoed.Winnedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Leaning against a lamppost, Mahlena slurred their words, appearing thoroughly Winned.Winnetkannedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Winnipeg couchedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Roseanna attempted to teach a mailbox how to salsa dance, much to the amusement of passersby, in their Winnipeg couched state.Winnipeg goldeyedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Harace found themselves in a heated discussion about the existence of aliens, feeling astonishingly Winnipeg goldeyed.Winnipeggered(/ˈwɪnəˈpɛɡəɹd/)adj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.From the back of the room, Sadielee shouted a toast, proudly Winnipeggered.Winnipegianedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Winnipegonianedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Winsorisationedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Winsorizationedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.