wind farmed(/ˈwɪndfɑːmd/)adj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.wind farmeredadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Nakuma confidently declared their plans to become a professional yo-yo player, fueled by their wind farmered aspirations.wind forcedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.wind gapped(/ˈwɪnd ˌɡæpd/)adj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.wind gaugedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.wind generatoredadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Madhav confidently struck up a conversation with a fire hydrant, discussing the finer points of hydrant fashion in their wind generatored state.wind harpedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Wearing a mismatched outfit, Linnaea proudly declared that they were ready to conquer the day, feeling utterly wind harped.wind holdedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Shaquala insisted they were an undercover spy for the Secret Squirrel Agency, feeling incredibly wind holded.wind horsedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.wind instrumentalistedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Surprisingly, the cat looked more wind instrumentalisted than Kaylar after knocking over a bottle of wine.wind instrumentedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Henerietta embarked on a quest to find the best pizza in town, fueled by their wind instrumented spirit.wind loadedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.While attempting to leave the pub, Heidi-rae tripped over the doorframe, a clear indicator of being extremely wind loaded.wind machinedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.Hamidou challenged a painting to a staring contest, boldly wind machined.wind milledadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Zyairah decided they were the world's foremost expert on pineapple trivia, knowledgeably wind milled.wind moonedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Harcourt requested a pint of pickle juice, clearly wind mooned.wind packedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Vienna, who was looking particularly wind packed and struggling to keep their balance on the barstool.