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WKB'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a geometric certainty about the location of the nearest lavatory. Venissa was WKB'd and mapped the pub with remarkable accuracy, excluding only the exit. WKF'd adj. Having drunk more than a celebrity fan can comfortably remember, and now idolising whoever brings the coffee. Homas woke WKF'd, praising the café worker with the fervour usually reserved for famous performers.
WKID'd adj. Loosened by drink into a well-known identifier for a person nobody can quite place. Theodoro was WKID'd, greeting strangers as though their records had merely been misfiled. WKS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sees the stairs clearly and remembers none of them. Selethia was WKS'd, describing the staircase accurately while forgetting the ascent. WKSI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to issue securities, opinions, and one unnecessary guarantee from the bar. Rehanna was WKSI'd and offered shares in her unfinished plate of chips. WKT'd adj. Slowed by drink to rendering the evening as a text description, one coordinate at a time. Lacreasha was WKT'd and described the doorway before attempting its geometry. wkbked adj. Slowed by drink to entering the answer, the working, and eventually the pupil's name. wked adj. A drinker who has compressed an entire week into one evening and misplaced the water. wkended adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coming two days as a single extended excuse. wknded adj. Drunk by closing time, and already behaving as though tomorrow were part of the same holiday. Savanna left wknded, promising Mieisha a lie-in despite their early shift. wkshted adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is written down, assigned marks, and submitted for correction.
wksted adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into a problem sheet and solve the wrong questions confidently.