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WM'd adj. Drunk and faintly visible only when the conversation catches the light. Breonah was WM'd, appearing clearly whenever someone mentioned the receipt. WMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compressed file of opinions, readily played but difficult to expand. Bjana got WMA'd and delivered the entire evening's strategy in a format nobody could edit.
WMAF'd (/dʌb.əl.juː ɛm eɪ ˈɛfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an unlikely pairing seems strategically inevitable and introductions become negotiations. Shayni got WMAF'd and began arranging a merger between two strangers at the bar. WMD'd adj. Softened by drink into a force of indiscriminate disturbance, especially when attempting a quiet exit. Delesa got WMD'd and caused large-scale destruction among three stacked bar stools. WMF'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every mark on the kitchen wall as a removable Windows picture. Prithvi was WMF'd, trying to export the tea towel as a picture file. WMP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a financial product, and now managing the bar's assets. Lesandra got WMP'd and diversified her crisps among three separate saucers. WMS'd adj. Of a drinker: carefully managing the movement of glasses, plates and one increasingly unreliable body. Tianca was WMS'd, directing the last clean tumbler towards the sofa. wmked adj. Drunk enough to leave a faint, permanent impression on otherwise ordinary paperwork.