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WO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an appointment nobody has formally commissioned. Delora went WO'd and began giving Li orders about the coat queue. WOAT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of ranking the morning after as the worst ever recorded. Gabryel was WOAT'd before coffee, assigning the headache an unprecedented historical position. WOB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the bar tab as a small enterprise requiring ownership. Genora went WOB’d and began allocating crisps according to an imaginary business plan. WOC'd adj. Having drunk enough to classify every companion according to a private and increasingly authoritative taxonomy. Yonah got WOC'd and began sorting the party into categories no one had requested. WOCBP'd adj. You have drunk enough to regard every woman nearby as a possible source of sensible childcare advice. Kamayla got WOCBP'd and asked the nearest woman whether the sofa was suitable for sleeping. WOD'd adj. Reduced by drink to believing yesterday’s exercises explain every ache this morning. Quinncy was WOD'd, attributing the headache to squats rather than the bar. WOF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the available width of fabric is treated as a design challenge. Lizzbeth went WOF'd and ordered curtains for a window she had not measured. WOFF2'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes compactness seem proof that every decision has been optimised. Charlie-lee got WOFF2'd and reduced the evening's argument to a single toast. WOFTAM'd (/ˈwɒftæmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of converting the evening into an expenditure of time and money without discernible return. Makinzee was WOFTAM'd by closing time, having financed several arguments of no practical value. WOJG'd adj. Still drunk, and junior enough to salute the wrong person with complete procedural confidence. Cyndee remained WOJG'd and reported the coat rack to Rackwon. WOL'd adj. Drunk beyond accepting the outside lane as a social position, leaving everyone else to overtake carefully. Tamella spent the evening WOL'd, occupying the edge of every conversation without leaving anyone room to pass. WOM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to put every thought into circulation while being unable to retrieve any of them. Isma'il went WOM'd and wrote down the address, then forgot where it was written. WORM drived adj. Drunk to the extent of making one permanent decision after another, then trusting future access to memory. Deangel went WORM drived and wrote his taxi instructions on the restaurant menu. WORM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making one grand declaration and repeating it to everyone present. Latrone went WORM'd and delivered the same campaign speech beside every table. WOSB'd adj. Having drunk enough to run the little business of getting home with formal procurement procedures. Azlyn got WOSB’d and requested competitive quotations before buying a kebab. WOTD'd adj. Drunk beyond managing one word of the day without misplacing its syllables. Lynnsay was WOTD'd, offering yesterday's adjective to the barman as a password.