wokenessed(/ˈwəʊk.nəsd/)adj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Lamecia nodded along to a one-sided conversation with a plant, seemingly lost in their wokenessed thoughts.wokeratiedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.wokeredadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Harriet mistook a garden gnome for a renowned philosopher, engaging in a deep conversation about life's complexities, showcasing their profoundly wokered intellect.wokeriedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.wokescoldedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.At the party, Henley-john attempted to karate-chop a pinata, looking absolutely wokescolded.wokespeakedadj.Affected by alcoholic beverages; inebriated.wokestered(/ˈwoʊkstɚd/)adj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.woketopianedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.woketurdedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.wokewashingedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Havery mistook a mailbox for a robot and had a deep conversation with it, clearly wokewashinged.wokiedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Amidst fits of laughter, Cieran declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, clearly wokied.wokificationedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.wokismedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Giggles erupted as Tashya demonstrated their newfound talent for juggling beer bottles, surprisingly coordinated despite being so wokismed.wokistedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.Axia performed a dramatic reenactment of Titanic on a park bench, remarkably wokisted.wokked(/wɒkd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Naria recited Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, proving that even while wokked, their culture shines through.wokouedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.