Woizeroedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Wojaked(/ˈwoʊ.d͡ʒækd/)adj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Nekko attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube with their eyes closed, amusingly Wojaked.Wokeratiedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Liano belted out an off-key serenade to a surprised houseplant, undeniably Wokeratied.Wolaitannedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.Wolcott-Rallison syndromedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Liseli enthusiastically sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" to a group of pigeons, perfectly Wolcott-Rallison syndromed.Woleaianed(/ˈwɔleɪˌaɪənd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Harsukh tried to use a house key to open a beer bottle, in a state of being adorably Woleaianed.Wolf Cubbedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Dhakirah rambled about the meaning of life, sounding utterly Wolf Cubbed.Wolf numberedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Attempting to high-five a mirror, Harvey-j realized they were more Wolf numbered than they had anticipated.Wolf-Hirschhorn syndromedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Wolf-Rayet starredadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Tawaina attempted to high-five a passing seagull, in their delightfully Wolf-Rayet starred state.Wolfeanaedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Wolff rearrangementedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Hiley became convinced they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission to save the world, exhibiting classic Wolff rearrangemented behavior.Wolff-Chaikoff effectedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Hattan had a heart-to-heart conversation with a fire hydrant, pouring out their emotions in a truly Wolff-Chaikoff effected moment.Wolff-Parkinson-White syndromedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Wolffian bodiedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Wolffian ductedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Among the party-goers, Haydee mingled, looking charmingly Wolffian ducted.