wood betoniedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.wood bisonnedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.wood blockedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Hailynn debated the virtues of crunchy versus creamy peanut butter, sounding convincingly wood blocked.wood brownedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Near the window, Hartzell was spotted attempting to have a heartfelt discussion with a penguin plushie, sounding remarkably wood browned.wood buffaloedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.wood buggedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.wood burneredadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.wood carpetedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.wood carvingedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Hudson-gray proudly announced their plans to start a food truck selling only grilled cheese sandwiches, a true testament to their wood carvinged state.wood chippedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.wood choppedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.wood chopperedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.wood cookiedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.wood cudweededadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Approaching the jukebox, Hasnaa selected a song with great enthusiasm, clearly wood cudweeded.wood dirtedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.The morning after the party, Luca-john found themselves in possession of a traffic cone, a classic trophy of being wood dirted.wood dockedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Icysis mistook a mop for a dance partner, humorously wood docked.