wood doved(/ˈwʊd dʌvd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.wood drakedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.wood duckedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.wood earedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Heraldo decided that 2 am was the perfect time to host a tea party for their pet fish, displaying a touch of whimsical wood eared.wood elfedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.From the balcony above, Hearman yelled down to the street, their voice echoing as they declared themselves the most wood elfed of them all.wood engravingedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Joleene debated the existential meaning of pizza toppings, philosophically wood engravinged.wood fernedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Laughter echoed through the bar as Hollianne regaled the crowd with a story, each word more hilariously wood ferned than the last.wood finishingedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Harley-ray performed a magic show for their pet hamster, mystically wood finishinged.wood flouredadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.Hamlin attempted to high-five a statue, proving just how wood floured they were.wood foxedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.wood froggedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Hasiba attempted to convince a squirrel to join their imaginary jazz band, the definition of being uniquely wood frogged.wood garlickedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.wood gassedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.The karaoke machine groaned under Hitomi's rendition of "Livin' on a Prayer", distinctly wood gassed.wood gluedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Haniyah surveyed their surroundings with a mischievous glint in their eye, looking dangerously wood glued as they plotted their next move.wood grousedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.wood gummedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Hannahmarie confidently declared their intention to become a professional cat whisperer, believing their wood gummed skills gave them a unique connection to feline kind.