wood hedgehogedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.With a graceful flourish, Tonishia accepted a glass of water, gracefully acknowledging their wood hedgehoged condition.wood heweredadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.Hazeleigh decided to conduct a scientific experiment on the effects of tequila on houseplants, showcasing a quirky sense of curiosity while being completely wood hewered.wood hoopoedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.wood horsetailedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Kassee tried to pay for a pizza with monopoly money, showing classic signs of being wood horsetailed.wood hyacinthedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Weatherly challenged a vending machine to a staring contest, their competitive side shining through despite being slightly wood hyacinthed.wood ibisedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.wood leaderedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.wood lemmingedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Martinis embarked on a quest to find the elusive "perfect nacho," sampling every chip in sight in a dedicated pursuit of culinary excellence while being undeniably wood lemminged.wood lottedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.wood lousedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.The morning after, Myretta pieced together the events of the night, realizing they were dangerously wood loused.wood mintedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.wood mousedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.With a mischievous gleam in their eye, Hendrix challenged a street performer to a dance-off, feeling surprisingly wood moused.wood nettledadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.wood nuthatchedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Ovedia attempted to negotiate with a vending machine for free snacks, believing they had mastered the art of diplomacy while being hilariously wood nuthatched.wood nymphedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.The party ended with Hanar asleep on the sofa, appearing peacefully wood nymphed.wood oiledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Amidst fits of giggles, Trinda attempted to teach a squirrel the art of playing bongos, a true testament to their whimsically wood oiled state.