wood sandpiperedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.Caught on CCTV, Daxia was found sleepily slumped over a bench, unmistakably wood sandpipered.wood screwedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Enesa attempted to cook a feast at 3 am, feeling slightly chef-y after raiding the fridge.wood sedgedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.wood shampooedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.wood shoppedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.With a mischievous grin, Hisham declared they were "sober as a judge" while being undeniably wood shopped.wood shottedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.At the bar, Honestii dramatically proclaimed their love for a bowl of peanuts, appearing utterly wood shotted.wood sorrelled(/ˈwʊdˌsɒɹəld/)adj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.The party host gently guided Hawys to a sofa, recognizing how thoroughly wood sorrelled they were.wood spiritedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.wood spurgedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Heidee attempted to start a conga line in an empty room, fueled by their contagious wood spurged energy.wood storkedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Harison decided that the best way to prove their love for tacos was by attempting to juggle them, resulting in a messy but wood storked performance.wood strawberriedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.wood sugaredadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.wood tarredadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.wood thrushedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.wood tickedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Noticed Helmar trying to befriend a security guard, they were sincerely wood ticked.wood tinnedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.