wood turtledadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.wood vetchedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.wood vinegaredadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Harryette attempted to order a pizza from their toaster, utterly wood vinegared.wood warbleredadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.While everyone else was boisterous, Hilton remained curiously wood warblered, lost in their own thoughts.wood waspedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.wood whitedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Josep philosophized about the meaning of life to a confused pigeon, deeply wood whited.wood wide webbedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.At the bar, Harmanpreet was spotted trying to order a "flamingo martini", clearly wood wide webbed.wood wooledadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.As the sun rose, a wood wooled Marvil contemplated the meaning of life while wearing a traffic cone as a hat.wood-alcoholedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.wood-billedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.Heathyr attempted to ride a shopping cart like a majestic steed, gallantly leading the charge down the supermarket aisle in a true display of wood-billed bravery.wood-blockedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.wood-blockistedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Katylynn enthusiastically debated the best potato chip flavor, clearly wood-blockisted.wood-chippedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.wood-copperedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.The cat eyed Ramie warily as they stumbled around the living room, clearly wood-coppered and in need of a nap.wood-earedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.wood-elfedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Aniken tried to high-five a painting, clearly in a state of being wood-elfed.