wood-heweredadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Harrilyn embarked on a mission to find the end of a rainbow, convinced it held the secret to eternal happiness, a true wood-hewered quest.wood-nymphedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.wood-oiledadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.wood-pigeonedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.wood-rottedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Hayden attempted to teach a passing dog the art of poetry, passionately reciting verses about bones and belly rubs, all in their endearingly wood-rotted manner.wood-seredadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Icis realized they had been alarmingly wood-sered the entire night.wood-shaving floweredadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Hather, noticing their slightly wood-shaving flowered demeanor.wood-sorrelledadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.wood-thistledadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.wood-wide webbedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Hukam wrote a heartfelt ballad for a bottle of ketchup, pouring out their emotions in a wood-wide webbed serenade.wood-wooledadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.woodallitedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Despite their best efforts, Hong couldn't resist playing a game of "musical chairs," looking hopelessly woodallited.woodballedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.woodbalmedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Martrail found themselves in a deep conversation with a fire hydrant about life's mysteries, exploring their woodbalmed philosophical side.woodbindedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.woodbinedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.