woodbinnedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Hriaan tried to teach their pet goldfish to salsa dance, patiently woodbinned.woodbirdedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Deanta demonstrated their impressive interpretive dance skills to a bemused audience of pigeons, artistically woodbirded.woodblock printingedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.woodblockedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.The park ranger gently escorted Calondra out of the duck pond, their state of being obviously woodblocked.woodblockistedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.woodboreredadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Despite the chaos, Heyabel maintained a facade of being only slightly woodborered.woodboxedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Hildur decided to redesign their living room using only cushions, spurred by a touch of woodboxed.woodburneredadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Holly-marie insisted on reenacting scenes from Titanic with a broom as their co-star, hilariously woodburnered.woodcaredadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.woodcarveredadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.woodcarvingedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Hannah-grace decided to have a heart-to-heart with a painting, pouring out their woodcarvinged feelings.woodchat shrikedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Sitting at a park bench, Harees fed breadcrumbs to a squirrel, looking surprisingly woodchat shriked.woodchatedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.woodchip wallpaperedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.woodchippedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.As the night wore on, Continia found themselves leading a conga line through the streets, a true embodiment of their woodchipped charisma.woodchipperedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.