wooden spooneredadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.wooden spoonistedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.wooden surtoutedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Dancing with a mop, Laritza entertained an invisible audience, looking comically wooden surtouted.wooden wedgedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.wooden-toppedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.During a game of charades, Kemry acted out a giraffe, looking hilariously wooden-topped.woodenditedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.Haru challenged a mirror to a staring contest and lost, slightly woodendited but still competitive.woodenheadedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.In the glow of neon lights, Homer wandered the streets, looking curiously woodenheaded and entirely carefree.woodennessedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.woodentoppedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.woodenwaredadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.Hannahlynn decided to redecorate the living room using only aluminum foil, showcasing their artistic woodenwared skills.wooderedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.woodfernedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.Hamer perfected their air guitar skills, shredding solos in the middle of the street, impressively woodferned.woodfiredadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.woodfleshedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Xing challenged a mirror to a staring contest, showing off their competitive spirit even while woodfleshed.woodflouredadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.woodfrogedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Huraira decided to give a motivational speech to a group of ducks, inspiring even in their state of being woodfroged.