woodinessedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.woodjamedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Jamarah decided they were a professional magician, pulling a hamster out of their pocket and exclaiming, "Ta-da!", in a state of being surprisingly woodjamed.woodkerned(/ˈwʊdkɜːnd/)adj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Keerstin wrote a love letter to a passing taxi, romantically woodkerned.woodknackeredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.woodland blue phloxedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.woodland strawberriedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.woodlanded(/ˈwʊd.ləndd/)adj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.woodlanderedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Hidaya engaged in a deep conversation with a bottle of ketchup, philosophizing about condiment life while undoubtedly woodlandered.woodlarkedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.woodlessnessedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.The room was filled with laughter as Hirma stumbled in, clearly woodlessnessed from the night's festivities.woodletedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Jubel attempted to teach a group of houseplants how to salsa dance, showing off their smooth moves even in their woodleted state.woodlinedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Galyn declared themselves the king/queen of the party, exuding confidence while being woodlined.woodlizardedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Alixander decided to recite Shakespeare to a group of baffled ducks, showcasing their eloquent woodlizarded side.woodloredadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Clutching a traffic cone like a trophy, Havi wandered through the night, unmistakably woodlored.woodlotedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.Trakeila attempted to reenact a famous movie scene with a broomstick, showing off their dramatic woodloted skills.woodlouse spideredadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.