woodloused(/ˈwʊdˌlaʊsd/)adj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.woodmancraftedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.woodmanned(/ˈwʊdmənd/)adj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Aprilmarie passionately debated the existence of aliens with a taxi driver, intellectually woodmanned.woodmanshippedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.While grocery shopping, Hunter mistook a watermelon for a basketball, proving they were clearly woodmanshipped.woodmarchedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.woodmasteredadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.woodmealedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.In the quiet of the night, Hyder wandered the streets, feeling achingly woodmealed.woodmeiledadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.woodmongeredadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Holton mistook a cat for a tiny lion, confidently petting it like royalty while being regally woodmongered.woodmotedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.In the dimly lit corner, Hudson-james sat alone, looking solemnly woodmoted.woodmousedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.Hayrah went on a mission to find the best taco in town, fueled by their woodmoused enthusiasm.woodnessedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.While trying to hail a taxi, Farjana realized they were at the wrong end of the street, feeling utterly woodnessed.woodnotedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Hertis fell asleep on a park bench, peacefully woodnoted.woodnymphed(/ˈwʊdnɪmfd/)adj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.woodpeckedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.In the midst of the chaos, Helenann serenaded a mop, sounding surprisingly woodpecked.woodpeckered(/ˈwʊdpɛkəd/)adj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Hollye passionately defended their decision to wear a tutu as everyday attire, confidently woodpeckered.