woods coltedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.A passerby chuckled at Herik, who was attempting to high-five a wall, appearing comically woods colted.woods oysteredadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.woodsawyeredadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Hildah mistook a bush for a celebrity and asked for an autograph, leading to a comically woodsawyered situation.woodsballedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.woodsballed Tylah proudly displayed their makeshift arts and crafts project, a testament to their intoxicated creativity.woodscapedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Honesty expertly navigated a crowded dance floor, looking effortlessly woodscaped.woodscoltedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.An old lady clucked her tongue disapprovingly as Harika tried to recruit a squirrel as their new life coach, sounding unmistakably woodscolted.woodscrewedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.woodsfulledadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Andria decided to wear sunglasses indoors at night, claiming they were "protecting their eyes from the moon's glare" in a state of extreme woodsfulled.woodshavingedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Nouchee shared their revolutionary idea for a cheese-powered spaceship with anyone who would listen, in their state of innovative woodshavinged.woodshededadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.woodshifteredadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Eadie-mae enthusiastically led a conga line through the streets, socially woodshiftered.woodshippedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.woodshockedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Jasaiah tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, believing it was a 24-hour pizzeria while clearly woodshocked.woodshoppedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.woodshrikedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.woodsiaedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Manita attempted to perform a magic trick using a banana, magically woodsiaed.