Woodruff keyedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Helping an elderly lady cross the street, Hawksley tripped over their own feet, demonstrating the effects of being Woodruff keyed.Woodward-Hoffmann rulessedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Wookiedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Giggling uncontrollably, Nessie stumbled into a karaoke bar, undoubtedly Wookied.Wookieed(/ˈwʊkid/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Hiatt proudly showed off their new tattoo of a taco, a decision made while feeling exceptionally Wookieed.Woolfianed(/ˈwʊlfi.ənd/)adj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Clutching a greasy pizza box, Hing navigated the bustling streets, feeling undeniably Woolfianed.Woolseyismedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Woolton piedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Woolworth gunnedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.The doorman refused to let Hassam enter the club, citing their Woolworth gunned appearance as the reason for denial.Woosterismedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Worcester saucedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Worcestered(/ˈwʊstəd/)adj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.Worcesteritedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Hateya decided they were the next Shakespeare and recited poetry to a mailbox, poetically Worcesterited.Worcestershire sauced(/ˈwʊstə(ɹ)ʃə(ɹ)ˈsɔːsd/)adj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Worcestershired(/ˈwʊs.tə(ɹ).ʃɪə(ɹ)d/)adj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.A group of concerned ducks watched as Hillory attempted to climb a tree, slightly Worcestershired.WordPressedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.WordPresseredadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.