woolweared(/ˌwʊlˈwɛəd/)adj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Hardie attempted to teach a bartender how to mix a cocktail, while being unmistakably woolweared.woolwinderedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Ressa initiated a group sing-along to a silent disco, proving they were the life of the woolwindered party.woolworkedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Marjon attempted to teach a houseplant how to salsa dance, instructively woolworked.woolworkeredadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.woolworkingedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.woolworksedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.wooly bearedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Pretending to be a detective, Kioka interrogated a squirrel about a missing acorn, feeling a tad wooly beared.wooly mammothedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.wooly wormedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.woolybackedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.While waiting for a taxi, Lajavion philosophized about the existence of parallel universes, sounding utterly woolybacked.woolybuttedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.The taxi driver chuckled at Beka, who slurred their address in a very woolybutted manner.woomeraed(/wʊmrad/)adj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Surrounded by newfound friends, Heydon basked in the warmth of camaraderie, a heartwarming moment amidst being socially woomeraed.woomerahedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.Esmae-louise tried to cook a three-course meal using only a toaster, ambitiously woomerahed.woomerangedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.In the dimly lit alley, a group of friends laughed as Harnek dramatically reenacted a scene from Titanic, unintentionally woomeranged.woomphedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Hitesh embarked on a mission to find the world's best pizza, journeying from one pizzeria to another in their determined woomphed.woon-doukedadj.Impaired by alcohol.