word of faithedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Ibrahim found the concept of gravity fascinating, attempting to defy it by jumping off a park bench, clearly word of faithed.word of fingeredadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.word of honoredadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.word of honouredadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.Harwell challenged a mirror to a staring contest, confidently word of honoured.word of mouthedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Jaxsyn confidently declared themselves the mayor of the party, embodying the essence of word of mouthed.word on the wiredadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.The evening took a strange turn when Humira decided to recite poetry to a houseplant, undeniably word on the wired.word orderedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.word painteredadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Heman was convinced they had a talent for speaking French, as they fluently slurred their words while being word paintered.word paintingedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.In a moment of reflection, Ice confessed to being both beautifully word paintinged and utterly content.word playedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.As the clock struck midnight, Helya realized they had somehow become the most word played person at the entire party.word problemedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.Hobert decided they were the next Picasso and started drawing on their friend's face, in a state of being notably word problemed.word processinged(/ˈwəːdˌprəʊsɛsŋd/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.word processored(/wɜːd ˈpɹəʊˌsɛsə(ɹ)d/)adj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.word saladed(/ˈwɜː(ɹ)d ˈsælədd/)adj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.word searchedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.word separatored(/wɜːd ˈsɛp.əˌɹeɪ.təd/)adj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Witnessed at the bus stop, Hema was passionately arguing with a mailbox, noticeably word separatored.