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WP'd adj. Too drunk to produce speech without treating each sentence as a document requiring revision. Deveion was WP'd, pausing after every clause as though saving a file. WPAN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a small personal circle and inconvenienced all within it. Anterrius went WPAN'd and kept four friends within conversational reach all night. WPB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small open receptacle for the morning's discarded evidence. Shaunee was WPB'd, collecting receipts, corks and explanations beside the breakfast table. WPC'd adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete public official, politely policing conduct with no jurisdiction whatsoever. Myca went WPC'd and instructed the crisps to disperse in an orderly fashion. WPG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that requires patrol, observation and a steadying hand on deck. Aidsa was WPG'd by the stairs, requiring a quiet patrol before attempting the next landing. WPGMA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every person at the table is averaged into one agreeable companion. Jasee got WPGMA'd and addressed the whole table as though it were one old friend. WPI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who measures the evening by how tightly each inch has been packed. Rushawn was WPI'd, calculating the density of the bar towel with grave concentration. WPM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who measures speech by speed, despite producing very little of it. Darcie-lea was WPM'd, delivering each pub anecdote at a different speed. WPP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that lets several separate thoughts proceed in parallel, none reaching completion. Darrionna went WPP'd and discussed darts, taxis and her childhood hamster simultaneously. WPR'd adj. The state of being drunk and able to answer only part of any question put over the bar. Hasley was WPR'd and supplied the answer, the subject, but not the question. WPS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the coat rack, the taxi queue, and last orders as matters for personal conquest. Brezlyn got WPS'd and attempted to organise the entire taxi queue from the pavement. WPT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every friendly hand as a high-stakes poker decision. Marinell went WPT'd and raised the subject of rent with a stranger. WPTH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate every stumble by the proportion between height and remaining balance. Kedeshia went WPTH'd and measured the staircase against her diminishing verticality. WPW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking an electrically unpredictable route through every remaining conversation. Ronzel was WPW'd by closing time, while Dorrit followed his abrupt changes of subject. WPWS'd adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a private timetable to which nobody else has been introduced. Starlight was WPWS'd, leaving Dalin to explain why the taxi had been summoned twice. wped adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every spoken thought deserves immediate formatting. Mekaela got wped and began editing her apology into numbered paragraphs.