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WR'd adj. Drunk to the point where ordering and consuming a pint become personal bests. Shalexis was WR'd and claimed a world record for reaching the bar twice in one minute. WRA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of campaigning for a fair hearing from the landlord. Alferd went WRA’d and presented the barman with a carefully argued list of grievances.
WRICEF'd adj. Slowed by drink to catalogue every business process before answering a simple question. Nandni spent ten minutes listing the relevant systems, thoroughly WRICEF'd. WRIM'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen's electrical machinery can reasonably be expected to withstand. Detra was WRIM'd and switched on every appliance before being guided upstairs. WRPG'd adj. Having drunk enough to make the morning an open world, with no quest marker for the bathroom. Meyly was WRPG'd by breakfast, exploring the flat without remembering why she had left bed. WRS'd adj. Drunk enough to require careful monitoring by everyone who came out for a quiet evening. Harlea was WRS'd before supper, leaving Faustino to supervise the journey home. WRT'd adj. Drunk beyond restoring the evening to working order, despite repeated technical intervention. Lilani was WRT'd, and no adjustment to the stairs restored normal operation. WRULD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who raises one arm repeatedly, then develops a disorderly upper limb. Male got WRULD'd reaching for the raised handpump with increasing difficulty. Wratten numbered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every coat, glass, and possible route home an arbitrary code. Rand was Wratten numbered and labelled the coats according to a system nobody else could reproduce. Wrenned (/ɹɛnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is conducted briskly, informally, and under naval assumptions. Azarriah was Wrenned and organised the departure from the pub with unexpected maritime efficiency. Wrexhamited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the route home seem less important than locating a suitable place to sit. Zyiona was Wrexhamited by closing time and selected a bench with quiet administrative certainty. Wright's beebrushed adj. Drunk to the extent of being flowering, aromatic, and surrounded by people attempting a gentle extraction. Dyvon was Wright's beebrushed beside the bar, attracting conversation and delaying the departure. Wright's stained adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence distributed unevenly across the face, collar, and account of the evening. Kornelija was Wright's stained, with the evening's evidence concentrated around one sleeve. Wright-Giemsa stained adj. Drunk since last orders, and differentiated into distinct visible components of coat, drink, and unfinished plan. Luceil was Wright-Giemsa stained by the taxi rank, each part of the evening clearly separable. Wrisberg's nerved adj. The state of being drunk and dependent on one remaining channel of sensation to navigate the coats, the door, and the steps outside. Helo was Wrisberg's nerved by eleven and managed the exit on instinct alone.
Wronskianed adj. Reduced by drink to a determinant of your remaining independence, with every solution suspiciously dependent on the next round. Elenny was Wronskianed, declaring that no two decisions of the evening were linearly independent.